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re: Darn this board is depressing.Where are the aggie jokes?

Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:33 pm to
Posted by rjokerlsu
Big Spring, TX
Member since Apr 2007
6908 posts
Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:33 pm to
I have lived in Texas most of my life, other than the 2 years in LA, so I have heard many Aggie jokes over the years, but this is one that I have never forgotten since hearing it over 20 years ago:

Joe Fred was a favorite on campus and was finally about to graduate with a bachelor's degree after attending A&M for 10 years.

He was well liked by most every fellow student he had met over the years.

For his final exam, the Dean decided all his friends could see Joe Fred pass his final exam and graduate, so a microphone was placed at the 50 yard line of Kyle Field where Joe Fred was seated. The Dean also had a microphone, sat nearby and read Joe Fred's final question out loud so all the crowd could hear it.

"How much is 2 plus 2?"

Joe Fred looks nervously around, the crowd is quiet, no one says anything. Finally Joe Fred responds:

"FOUR!"


The crowd, all 90,000 plus, yells out to the Dean at the same time:

"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

Posted by TigerTeen
Member since Oct 2007
190 posts
Posted on 11/26/14 at 9:20 pm to
Why don't Aggies like M&M's ?

Because they are too hard to peel.
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 11/26/14 at 11:10 pm to


That was funny.
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