re: (A) When will you start drinking today? (B) What will you be drinking?

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J Murdah

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The Tornado Alley "What Should I Drink Tonight" Questionnaire:
Answer each question on a one to five scale, five being the most and one being the lease.
(1) How drunk do you want to get?
(2) How hungover can you stand being tomorrow?
(3) Do you prefer liquor or beer tonight? (one being liquor and five being beer)
(4) Would you like to be able to make sweet, passionate love to your SO this evening?
(5) Would you like to be able to frick your SO like you're a ravenous dog this evening?
(6) Are there any other extenuating circumstances I should take into account?