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re: So that was awkward
Posted on 11/18/14 at 11:50 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 11/18/14 at 11:50 pm to rebeloke
My birthday party this month. My friend is dating a black girl whom we met for the first time at my party (well we actually realized we'd met at my previous birthday party backstage at a concert but she didn't know friend then). Anyway, my dogs are walking around greeting everyone and being super sweet.
Male dog goes up to the girl and she pets him. Everything fine. Then starts growling at her. He'd never bite but it was so blatantly obvious he's a racist a-hole.
Two days later, I'm at the ATM and he does the same thing w the black securty guard who was petting him. I tried to tell him the dog doesn't like uniforms, citing the mailman and UPS man as examples, but I accidentally said, "you know, because the mail man is bl..." I stopped short and we just stared at each other for what felt like eternity. I broke it with, "Well, have a good day, man."
Ouch.
Male dog goes up to the girl and she pets him. Everything fine. Then starts growling at her. He'd never bite but it was so blatantly obvious he's a racist a-hole.
Two days later, I'm at the ATM and he does the same thing w the black securty guard who was petting him. I tried to tell him the dog doesn't like uniforms, citing the mailman and UPS man as examples, but I accidentally said, "you know, because the mail man is bl..." I stopped short and we just stared at each other for what felt like eternity. I broke it with, "Well, have a good day, man."
Ouch.
Posted on 11/18/14 at 11:59 pm to McLemore
I remember when we were kids some lady with a hairlip called the house for something and my sister thought it was one of her friends playing a joke so she started talking to her with her pronounced fake hairlip voice.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:24 pm to McLemore
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Two days later, I'm at the ATM and he does the same thing w the black securty guard who was petting him. I tried to tell him the dog doesn't like uniforms, citing the mailman and UPS man as examples, but I accidentally said, "you know, because the mail man is bl..." I stopped short and we just stared at each other for what felt like eternity. I broke it with, "Well, have a good day, man."
This just reminded me of something. I had a phone that had gotten wet and only the loudspeaker would work when I talked on it, so everyone could hear the person on the other side when I was on it. I was in Wal Mart buying shotgun shells and as I was waiting in the checkout line, surrounded by black people, my dad calls. I answer it, with phone on loudspeaker and first thing out of his mouth is "let me tell you what this stupid ni$$@# just did"
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