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"Country" music artists with the cheesiest lyrics
Posted on 10/15/14 at 9:46 am
Posted on 10/15/14 at 9:46 am
This new country is mostly downright terrible, we've established that. But who has the MOST corny and cheesy lyrics?
I'll go first and nominate Toby Keith. One example:
Toby Keith – Drunk Americans Lyrics
We ain’t East, we ain’t West
We ain’t left, we ain’t right
We ain’t black, we ain’t white
We just came here to drink
We’re all mud flap suburbans
All ball caps and turbans
All prom queens and strippers
Where the whole kitchen sink and then here,
We’re the same, everyone knows your name
CHORUS:
We just raise up our glass
We don’t give a rat’s arse
If you’re a democrat or republican
We’re happy to be here and that you can see
We’re just all drunk Americans
We ain’t second ex wives,
We ain’t cowboys or redskins
We ain’t preachers or kingpins
We’re just having fun
We’re all suits in blue collars
Short orders long hollers
Paper and plastic, too old and too young
CEOs, GEDs, DUIs, FBIs, PHDs
Read more: LINK
I'll go first and nominate Toby Keith. One example:
Toby Keith – Drunk Americans Lyrics
We ain’t East, we ain’t West
We ain’t left, we ain’t right
We ain’t black, we ain’t white
We just came here to drink
We’re all mud flap suburbans
All ball caps and turbans
All prom queens and strippers
Where the whole kitchen sink and then here,
We’re the same, everyone knows your name
CHORUS:
We just raise up our glass
We don’t give a rat’s arse
If you’re a democrat or republican
We’re happy to be here and that you can see
We’re just all drunk Americans
We ain’t second ex wives,
We ain’t cowboys or redskins
We ain’t preachers or kingpins
We’re just having fun
We’re all suits in blue collars
Short orders long hollers
Paper and plastic, too old and too young
CEOs, GEDs, DUIs, FBIs, PHDs
Read more: LINK
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Posted on 10/15/14 at 9:48 am to Cole Beer
Florida-Georgia Line is about as bad as it gets.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 9:48 am to Cole Beer
pick any bro country song
Posted on 10/15/14 at 9:54 am to Cole Beer
Country girl shake it for me
/thread
/thread
Posted on 10/15/14 at 10:11 am to Cole Beer
"Baby you a song, cruuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssseeeeeeeeeeee"
Posted on 10/15/14 at 10:14 am to Cole Beer
Im meetin' my buddies out on the lake
We're headed out to a special place we love
That just a few folks know
Theres no signin' up and no monthly dues
Take your Johnson, your Mercury, or your Evinrude and fire it up
And meet us out at party cove
Come on in the waters fine
Just idle on over and toss us a line
Bass trackers, bayliners, and a party barge
Strung together like a floatin' trailer park
Anchored out and gettin' loud all summer long!
Side by side there's five houseboat front porches
Astro turf, lawn chairs, and tiki torches
Regular joes rockin the boat, that's us!
The Redneck Yacht Club
Bermudas flip flops and a tank top tan
he popped his first top at ten A.M. thats Bob
he's our president
we're checkin' out the girls on the upper deck
rubbin in the 15 spf its hot
everybody jumpin' in
later on when the sun goes down
well pull out the jar and that ol' guitar
and pass them around!
Bass trackers, bayliners, and a party barge
strung together like a floatin' trailer park
anchored out and gettin' loud all summer long!
side to side there's five houseboat frontporches
astro turf, lawn chairs, and tiki torches
regular joes rockin' the boat, that's us!
The Redneck Yacht Club
when the partys over and we're all alone we'll be makin' waves in a no wake zone!
Bass trackers, bayliners, and a party barge
strung together like a floatin' trailer park
anchored out and gettin' loud all summer long!
side by side there's five houseboat front porches
astro turf, lawn chairs, and tiki torches
regular joes rockin' the boat, thats us!
The Redneck Yacht Club
The Redneck Yacht Club
We're headed out to a special place we love
That just a few folks know
Theres no signin' up and no monthly dues
Take your Johnson, your Mercury, or your Evinrude and fire it up
And meet us out at party cove
Come on in the waters fine
Just idle on over and toss us a line
Bass trackers, bayliners, and a party barge
Strung together like a floatin' trailer park
Anchored out and gettin' loud all summer long!
Side by side there's five houseboat front porches
Astro turf, lawn chairs, and tiki torches
Regular joes rockin the boat, that's us!
The Redneck Yacht Club
Bermudas flip flops and a tank top tan
he popped his first top at ten A.M. thats Bob
he's our president
we're checkin' out the girls on the upper deck
rubbin in the 15 spf its hot
everybody jumpin' in
later on when the sun goes down
well pull out the jar and that ol' guitar
and pass them around!
Bass trackers, bayliners, and a party barge
strung together like a floatin' trailer park
anchored out and gettin' loud all summer long!
side to side there's five houseboat frontporches
astro turf, lawn chairs, and tiki torches
regular joes rockin' the boat, that's us!
The Redneck Yacht Club
when the partys over and we're all alone we'll be makin' waves in a no wake zone!
Bass trackers, bayliners, and a party barge
strung together like a floatin' trailer park
anchored out and gettin' loud all summer long!
side by side there's five houseboat front porches
astro turf, lawn chairs, and tiki torches
regular joes rockin' the boat, thats us!
The Redneck Yacht Club
The Redneck Yacht Club
Posted on 10/15/14 at 10:16 am to Cole Beer
to the OP:
quote:
Forget that now the last six Toby Keith singles in a row very heavily involve drinking— that’s “Beers Ago,” “Red Solo Cup,” “Hope on the Rocks,” “I Like Girls That Drink Beer,” and “Drinks After Work” for those of you counting at home—this is a song with a message dammit!
Posted on 10/15/14 at 2:35 pm to Cole Beer
Boys round here - Blake Shelton
That song is audio suicide
That song is audio suicide
Posted on 10/15/14 at 4:33 pm to Cole Beer
Chase Rice
Posted on 10/15/14 at 9:03 pm to Cole Beer
I think brad paisley deserves a mention. His lyrics 
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:17 pm to Cole Beer
tim mcgraw's truck yeah is the pinnacle of musical cheese
This post was edited on 10/16/14 at 8:18 pm
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