re: Healthy eaters: Do you sometimes get pissed off while eating out with family?

Are you fricking kidding me? Grow some balls! Shove that fricking pizza down your cracker hole like a fricking gorilla and never once wipe your mouth then slam a pitcher of beer and let it pour down your Calvin Klein jeans (our whatever gay jeans you may be wearing) - look up and burp your fricking head off. Stare at her dad and wink. Tell mom she looks hot and solo Happy Birthday song for the entire pizzeria. Next day check your panties to see if balls have dropped. If they have, throw away said jeans and enjoy your life.