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Heaviest band in the Universe

Posted on 9/18/14 at 3:30 pm
Posted by Lightnin Hopkins
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 9/18/14 at 3:30 pm
Has there ever in the history of mankind been a heavier band than Electric Wizard? Crushing, stony riff after riff that pulverize your Otolaryngology system from the inside out. Captivating audiences for 20+ years while sodomizing their own minds with unfathomable levels of THC....Formed from the remains of all that is and ever would be Metal. Merging sludge, stoner, space, acid, doom and horror metal into one super genre for generations of degenerates to generate their own generic madness

Demon Lung
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Wooden Pipe (Electric Wizard)
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Vinum Sabbathi/Funeralopolis
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Son of Nothing
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We Hate You
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Legalise Drugs and Murder
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Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 9/18/14 at 3:31 pm to
Cannibal Corpse has been at it a while and haven't slowed down.
Posted by monsterballads
Make LSU Great Again
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 9/18/14 at 3:36 pm to
do you even doom bro?
Posted by monsterballads
Make LSU Great Again
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Posted on 9/18/14 at 7:19 pm to
THOU
Posted by Will Munny
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
3079 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 10:10 pm to
Meshuggah is the band that comes to mind when I think "heaviest band in the universe".

See for yourself,
Electric Red
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 9:15 am to
Widespread Panic
Posted by MBGamecock
South Carolina
Member since Jan 2013
920 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 10:21 am to
I guess it depends on your definition of heavy. Nails comes to mind for me. Abandon All Hope is pure chaos.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
35023 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 10:45 am to
quote:

Heaviest band in the Universe


Dethklok, obviously.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11622 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 11:21 am to
It's hard to say what band is the heaviest. Really just depends on what you find heavy. There have been some great suggestions so far.

I'll add Strapping Young Lad. Heavy for the sake of being heavy and poking fun at it. Massive wall of sound and a guy with a skullet screaming tongue and cheek lyrics.

Shitstorm

Alien - Give a least the first 4 songs a listen

City

Your thread title reminded me of The Heaviest Matter of The Universe by Gojira. LINK
Posted by JS87
Member since Aug 2010
16698 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 3:13 pm to
Check out the band "Inquisition"

Black metal at its finest, no poser or chode metal here.

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This post was edited on 9/19/14 at 3:18 pm
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 4:35 pm to
Brutal death metal has always stood out to me as the heaviest overall genre. I know people like to point to black metal because of the subject matter and theatrics, but it has always lacked the musicianship and overall accessibility for most metal heads. To me, it's merely a hyperbolic derivative of metal, and not in a good way.

Cannibal Corpse was a great pick, as is Deicide and Morbid Angel. Death's instrumentation could put them in contention but Shuldiner's vocals were too high-pitched when compared to his contemporaries. It works well for the band, but it's just a notch beneath the brutal death bands in terms of aggression.

Personally, Lamb of God's Ashes of the Wake was just on another level at the time of its release. However, the subsequent album, Sacrament , seemed to take a step back in terms of overall heaviness. Consequently, they seem to get unfairly dismissed by fans. Randy Blythe's vocals are harsh 100% of the time, unlike most metalcore or melodic death bands. Plus, Adler's double-bass drumming is just a work of art.

I will also submit Meshuggah in any argument involving heaviness. I know most people like to shite on djent as a genre, but these Swedes are the real deal. Chaosphere may not be as impressive as Nothing in terms of virtuosity, but it can easily be viewed as the band's most brutal album from start to finish. Plus, they're one of the most intelligent bands performing today along with Gojira.

I've never cared for bands like Electric Wizard and other doom metal acts because it just puts me to sleep after awhile. Don't get me wrong, I love Candlemass, Crowbar, Down, and Black Sabbath's Master of Reality, but I can only handle so much. While tuning down is an essential aspect of heaviness and metal in general, it isn't the end all be all in determining a band's "weight". I've always preferred the speed and furious pacing of thrash and death because it seems much more frantic and chaotic.

Posted by MudEngineer318
The AP
Member since Jan 2013
657 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 5:33 am to
Dying Fetus
Goatwhore
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Posted by ItNeverRains
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Posted on 9/21/14 at 10:38 am to
Some friends of mine play in Demon Hunter and Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza. Both pretty heavy in different ways.
This post was edited on 9/21/14 at 10:42 am
Posted by hogfly
Fayetteville, AR
Member since May 2014
4667 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 9:32 am to
New Electric Wizard streaming in its entirety at NPR:
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