re: I had no idea how Michelle's lunch rules were set up

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If starving children in India could survive off of my wasted ketchup....well, I'm just going to hell.

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Exactly what my wife says. But my question is 'Why?' How hard is it to quirt the amount of ketchup you want?

True story... a young female co-worker was bitching to me about her new husband:

Her: "Zach, he says I shouldn't use paper towels to clean up the kitchen. He says I should use cloth towels because they can be re- used."

Me: "But cloth towels have to be washed in the laundry. Where is the savings?"

Her: "That's what I told him."

Me: "Is he Jewish?"

Her: "Yes."

Me: "I recommend that you negotiate the freedom to throw away paper towels vis-a-vis flushing the toilet after peeing."

She cracked up. Don't know how that marriage worked out. Not optimistic.