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re: New TS Concessions
Posted on 9/8/14 at 5:29 pm to BayouBandit24
Posted on 9/8/14 at 5:29 pm to BayouBandit24
As we continue to monitor individual and specific locations of unique cultural activities on your planet, we find daily amusement on this forum of discussion of activities that take place at your lesisure time activity called Foosball. Sorry, we mean Football. (Foosball was on our 1970's timeline)
We are contemplating as to why so many of you Terrans don't ingest nourishment at your "Tailgate" or at a "Nourishment Establishment" before you enter the Venue of athletic competition. Nutrient ingestion prior to Venue entry will eliminate to need for multiple visits to substandard Venue nutrient distribution locations during the actual time duration of athletic competition and will also eliminate your disruption of viewing the competition by all the other Terrans that did follow the proper procedures.
Terran Translation: Stuff your face before the freaking game so you wont have to annoy fans by constantly getting up and down to to feed your uncontrolled gluttonous appetite.
We are contemplating as to why so many of you Terrans don't ingest nourishment at your "Tailgate" or at a "Nourishment Establishment" before you enter the Venue of athletic competition. Nutrient ingestion prior to Venue entry will eliminate to need for multiple visits to substandard Venue nutrient distribution locations during the actual time duration of athletic competition and will also eliminate your disruption of viewing the competition by all the other Terrans that did follow the proper procedures.
Terran Translation: Stuff your face before the freaking game so you wont have to annoy fans by constantly getting up and down to to feed your uncontrolled gluttonous appetite.
This post was edited on 9/8/14 at 5:39 pm
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Posted on 9/8/14 at 5:31 pm to semjase
Shut the frick up idiot. The school made a big deal about new concessions. People are just saying nobody saw any of it.
Posted on 9/8/14 at 5:35 pm to semjase
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semjase
I get the drunk munchies. Eat a dick.
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