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re: So, did Jordan molest Mitch in Real Genius?

Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:22 am to
Posted by TDTGodfather
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:22 am to
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Yes, at the end, I think they hook up, and even though it's not sex, they make out at the indoor beach party with the cosmetology school girls.

ok yeah that sounds right. and let's face it, after you turn someone's home into a giant jiffy pop device and thwart devious weapons plans, sex is probably on the dockett.

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Lisa does have sex with Wyatt at the end of Weird Science

when he's wearing her panties...that's right...."for christ's sake will you cover yourself!"

and while lisa is created and is days old she's created into the body of a woman who's brain has all the knowledge wisdom and experience of someone that age.

while josh baskin doesn't have that, he only has the body.
This post was edited on 8/5/14 at 9:23 am
Posted by UL-SabanRival
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:26 am to
Definitely, as well as a young Demi.
Posted by White Shadeaux
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:27 am to
Only, it was pre-boob job Demi.

Posted by UL-SabanRival
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:32 am to
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and let's face it, after you turn someone's home into a giant jiffy pop device and thwart devious weapons plans, sex is probably on the dockett.

I know I wouldn't have called the cops. Despite the rattling on and on and on and on and and on and on and on, Jordan was pretty hot.

The giant jiffy pop that thwarts the secret government laser beam project while simultaneously ruining the a-hole professor's new house is the greatest 80s ending ever.

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created into the body of a woman who's brain has all the knowledge wisdom and experience of someone that age.

Mental age doesn't matter. I think we've all fricked hot retards in our day, and some of them have the minds of toddlers.
Posted by TDTGodfather
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:38 am to
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I know I wouldn't have called the cops. Despite the rattling on and on and on and on and and on and on and on, Jordan was pretty hot.

The giant jiffy pop that thwarts the secret government laser beam project while simultaneously ruining the a-hole professor's new house is the greatest 80s ending ever.

especially with tears for fears playing in the background.

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Mental age doesn't matter. I think we've all fricked hot retards in our day, and some of them have the minds of toddlers.

touche'
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:43 am to
The next time that Pretty Maids All in a Row is on TCM, give it a watch. It's 1971 and Rock Hudson is a teacher who gets high-fives from folks for sleeping with his high school students. Angie Dickenson beds a kid as well. It was all in good fun back then.
Posted by White Shadeaux
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:43 am to
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especially with tears for fears playing in the background.


That's a great song. And a perfect pick for that ending.

Anyone who says otherwise is a blasphemer.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:10 am to
Everybody wants to rule the world. Absolutely.

Should I put spoilers in the title? Everyone's seen this, right?
Posted by White Shadeaux
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:41 am to
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I remember Private Lessons, but I can't remember the other one.


My Tutor.

Great movie.
Caren Kaye. Spectacular set of breasts.
Posted by putt23
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 12:34 pm to
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Mental age doesn't matter. I think we've all fricked hot retards in our day, and some of them have the minds of toddlers


yes!!
Posted by Macintosh504
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 1:55 pm to
Genius with emmy rossum was better
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:16 pm to
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Rock Hudson is a teacher who gets high-fives from folks for sleeping with his high school students.


The boys?

ETA: When Mitch and Jordan finally hooked up, do you think Holyfeld was peeking from the back of the closet, or was he already gone with his RV full of clearing house contest schwag?
This post was edited on 8/5/14 at 3:18 pm
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:26 pm to
I think he leaves in the RV right at the end, and it's unclear if the blonde has found him yet, so yeah, they should probably arrest him too. Good call.

Another good science-based movie of the 80's was Creator with Peter O'Toole, Vincent Spano and a very young, very naked Virginia Madsen.

ETA - and Mariel Hemingway in 80s running shorts, with boobies. Almost forgot.
This post was edited on 8/5/14 at 4:34 pm
Posted by Putty
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:38 pm to
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So, did Jordan molest Mitch in Real Genius?


No, but I'm pretty sure Laslow did. Creepy arse creepster hidin in the closet and shite.
Posted by BamaChemE
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:47 pm to
Did this movie inspire anyone else to ever try and hammer a six inch spike through a board?
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:53 pm to
No, but it did make we want to get a stick of ice with the circumference of a quarter though.
Posted by Hoodoo Man
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 6:10 pm to
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What about Blame it on Rio, the whacky, heartwarming story of a 40 year old man who bones his best friend's 16 year old daughter?
As I recall, the movie said she was 18.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 6:49 pm to
I can't find out how old she was supposed to be in the movie for some reason, but I did find this, which says she was 17 irl when they shot the movie.

LINK

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But as for the film: Was it really supposed to be funny that Johnson's character pops out her retainer before having sex on the beach with Caine's? Was it really supposed to be funny that Johnson's character calls Caine's "Uncle Matthew," as if he, the character, were a longtime family friend and father figure, which he, the character, actually is? Was it really supposed to be funny that the sex farce concerns a teen and a fortysomething?

Well, when you say it like that.

Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 7:42 pm to
"Real Genius". A classic for so many reasons, one of which is Lazlo Hollyfield, the future Uncle Rico. Greatness.
Posted by Zamoro10
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 7:56 pm to
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