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Posted on 7/28/14 at 10:29 pm
Posted by Carolina101
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 10:29 pm
Post your favorites

skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.
Posted by abellsujr
New England
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 10:33 pm to
Not a quote, but this is my favorite part:

Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 10:35 pm to
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 10:38 pm to
My favorite is probably,


Because Wyatt Earp is my friend

-Hell I got lots of friends

I don't


There are so many though. It's in my top 5 favorite movie list.

Johnny I forgot you were here.
You may go
This post was edited on 7/28/14 at 10:40 pm
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 10:41 pm to
"or you may be the Antichrist"
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
101216 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 10:43 pm to
Had to copy and paste from IMDB to get it all.

Wyatt Earp: All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?
[pulls open his coat, revealing a badge]
Wyatt Earp: It says United States Marshal!
Ike Clanton: [terrified, pleading] Wyatt, please, I...
Wyatt Earp: [referring to Stilwell, laying dead] Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up!
[shoves Ike down roughly with his boot]
Wyatt Earp: The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it!
[lets Ike up to run for his life]
Wyatt Earp: So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!
[shouts]
Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...
[louder]
Wyatt Earp: Hell's coming with me!
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 10:50 pm to
SAY WHEN
Posted by BlackleafBaller
Member since Oct 2012
1863 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 10:55 pm to


Curly Bill: You know what I'd do? I'd take that deal 'n' crawfish, then drill that ol' Devil in the arse. What about you Juanito, what would you do?

Johnny Ringo: I already did it.


ETA:

Mexican Cowboy:
Patron, he say, uh, someone will come to revenge for him. Something like a, a... sick horse who comes to sit with him. He talk crazy. No entiendo un carajo.

Johnny: That's not what he said, ya ignorant wretch. Your Spanish is worse than your English.

Curly Bill: Hey, Johnny, what'd that Mexican mean... 'a sick horse is gonna get us,' huh

Johnny: He's quoting the Bible, Revelations. Behold, a pale horse. 'The man who sat on him was Death. And hell followed with him.'
This post was edited on 7/28/14 at 11:01 pm
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:01 pm to
Are ya gonna do something or stand there and bleed
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:35 pm to
You're a daisy if you do
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:38 pm to
"Wyatt, I am rolling."

Used this one many times. The reference usually goes wanting, but that's what threads are for.

Now I can't stop thinking about Dionne Warwick.
This post was edited on 7/28/14 at 11:40 pm
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:14 am to
Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Well. . . Bye.

Skin that smokewagon and see what happens!

JR: Don't any of you have the guts to fight for blood?!
DH: I'm your huckleberry. That's just my game.

WE: You die first, get it. Your friends may get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe.
Someone: He's bluffin'.
Ike: Nah, he ain't bluffin'.
WE: You're not as dumb as you look, Ike.

Johnny Ringo: Well, I didn't think you had it in you.
DH: I'm your huckleberry. Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.
Johnny Ringo: Fight's not with you, Holliday.
DH: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. Play for blood, remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh, I was just foolin' about.
DH: . . . I wasn't.

Maybe this just isn't your game, Ike. I know, how 'bout a spelling contest!



Some of my favorites. All from memory. I've seen it a few times.
This post was edited on 7/29/14 at 12:24 am
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:37 am to
Posted by drjett
Lake Chuck
Member since May 2012
902 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 3:10 am to
Very cosmopolitan.

Ah... an enchanted moment.
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:35 am to
Was watching this the other day, and it got to the saloon scene and it made me think, "How awkward would it be if anytime you had a conversation with someone the entire room got quiet and listened."
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:41 am to
I can't pick a favorite but basically every line Doc says in the movie.

Favorite non-doc quote. Probably when he bitch slaps the dealer. It's not really a quote but it's my favorite non doc scene
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4574 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 9:34 am to
"My hypocrisy only goes so far"...
followed by, "It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds"
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!


Absolute gold. I may have gotten drunk and dropped this one at the casino poker table a couple times.
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4574 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:50 pm to
Doc "And what would you do if she walked in?"
Wyatt "and who would that be?"
Doc "you know damned well who, that dusky hue of a lady satan."
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