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re: LNST
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:41 pm to Walt OReilly
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:41 pm to Walt OReilly
You should get into porn. Pj says there's a lot of money to be made with if you have a big willy
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:43 pm to Deactived
Those male actors don't make much money
I'd be too star struck to perform
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:44 pm to Walt OReilly
quote:
A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he has only a day to live. He goes home to tell his wife, who asks what he wants to do with his final hours. Of course he wants to spend them having sex. They have great sex all night long. Finally, at about 2:00 A.M., his wife says she's tired and wants to go to sleep.
He says, "Oh, come on, can't we just do it one more time?"
And she says, "Look, I've got to get up in the morning — you don't!"
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:48 pm to Walt OReilly
Yea I hear they make shite for money. But hey you get laid and some free STDs
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:53 pm to SlowFlowPro
I went to brush and floss my teeth and use mouthwash before bed.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:54 pm to ladytiger118
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I went to brush and floss my teeth
interesting response to cosmo asking you if you liked snakes...
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:57 pm to Deactived
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some free STDs
Pornstars have to go through rigorous testing twice a month. They are way more clean than the average person.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:59 pm to SlowFlowPro
He's missing out. I'm younger and my biological clock isn't close to ticking yet like most women who are around both of your ages.
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:00 am to ladytiger118
you've obviously never heard me discuss that exact problem i see so many guys my age in, esp when they rush an engagement to a girl their age
and i'll add this joke
and i'll add this joke
quote:
What did the banana say to the vibrator? "What are you shakin' for? She's gonna eat me."
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:06 am to SlowFlowPro
Well it's the truth. You and Cosmo are 30ish. A single 30 year old man should date a 22-26 year old. It's a win-win for both. The man won't feel rushed into having kids because the woman is just starting/establishing her career and doesn't want kids yet/still has her prime fertility years ahead of her. Plus guys who are their own age are still immature and they're looking for men who are more stable in their careers and lives but at the same time still want a family but not for another 4-5 years down the road.
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:08 am to ladytiger118
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prime fertility years
Lol. No.
Your prime fertility years have been for a few years now.
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:12 am to fr33manator
Fertility doesn't start to decline until 35 or so. I still have time on my side.
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:13 am to ladytiger118
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Well it's the truth. You and Cosmo are 30ish. A single 30 year old man should date a 22-26 year old. It's a win-win for both.
Couldn't agree more
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:15 am to ladytiger118
Okay, but saying the "prime years are Ahead of you" is just silly. No offense. You are in your breeding prime now.
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:18 am to fr33manator
Yeah and she also has to factor in how many children does she want? You want a big family you can't just wait until you are 35 to start.
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:19 am to fr33manator
I'm in my prime but I still have a lot of time left. In an ideal world, I'll have baby #1 at 30, #2 at 32, done. I'll be in a better place career-wise and I won't be old having kids either. But life never goes according to plan. Could be knocked up next year or not for another 15 years.
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