re: Did you bring future FIL on your bachelor party?

Tell your future ex that there is no way your FFIL is coming on your bachlor party. If she is still insistant then run like hell. Otherwise she will own your nuts in a jar for the rest of you short marriage. If you already have no nuts then by all means. Go tag team a hooker with your future FIL and do some blow.

Tell her that your mom gets to go to her bachlorette party as a fair trade.