re: Getting screwed by a stripper twice - Bourbon Street trials and tribulations

I like strip clubs but I gotta be really fricked up to throw money around. I like to look at titties but I don't need to throw money at the chick to rub them on me. I can sit back and enjoy my $8 beer and still have fun. I like to get the chick who tries too hard to beg for money. After a while they will give you a lap dance just so their pimp thinks she is doing something for money.

My buddy is part indian and he bring some foreign currency and acts like a sheik every time to make them think he is loaded. Strippers are dumb as rocks.