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Posted on 8/26/14 at 2:57 pm to
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 8/26/14 at 2:57 pm to
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except Hoyt gets to bang an 18 year old for the rest of his life


An 18 y/o virgin, mind you. He probably absorbs a little vampire blood every time he hits it.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 8/26/14 at 3:20 pm to
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except Hoyt gets to bang an 18 year old for the rest of his life


An 18 y/o virgin, mind you. He probably absorbs a little vampire blood every time he hits it.



So, Jessica is a perpetual virgin. She banged Hoyt, Jason, and the queer, correct? She always wanted Hoyt though for some reason. From this, can we conclude that Hoyt has a tiny needle dick? I mean sex is perpetually painful for her. So, she chooses the guy with the tiniest peen so that it is enjoyable rather than painful?
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