re: Atlanta Falcons to be on HBO Hard Knocks this season

boy is taken from his home because of physical abuse. After being in the orphanage for a few weeks, he tells a social worker that he wants to leave. The social worker asks him, "Well, do you want to go back and live with your father again?"

"No," replies the boy. "He beats me."

The social worker says, "Do you want to live with your mother ?"

The boy says "No, she beats me too."

"Well, then," asks the social worker, "Who do you want to live with ?"

The boy answers, "The Atlanta Falcons."

The social worker is taken aback. "The Falcons ? Why do you want to live with the Atlanta Falcons ?"

"Because," replies the boy, "They don't beat anybody."