re: Will you ever tell anyone your biggest secret?

Me and my buddy got a blowjob from some "thing" one night. Best head we ever had. When it was done I said "damn girl, what's your name"? She said "Chris"... I said like "Kristen".. It said "no, just Chris". We both conceded to the fact that it was probably a dude. I don't really care, because whatever it was, it could suck the chrome off of a bumper. Of course this is a lie.