re: Family honors 5 year old cancer victim w/ a superhero funeral

Super sad.

And in case I die, I want it to be known that I want a funeral down on Miami beach, complete with hookers and cocaine. I will be suspended in a Beetlejuice suit on the ceiling, and it will be a night of long hard partying, that I unfortunately would not be able to actually attend. Towards dawn, yall put me on a raft, and let me go out to sea. Y'all shoot a flaming arrow at me, and the raft catches ablaze, revealing grand surprise finale, that yall have placed me on a bunch of fireworks, so I'd literally go out with a bang.