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re: Restroom Controversy & how to solve it.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:07 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:07 pm to theunknownknight
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No one's stopping women from standing up and urinating. In fact, I applaud those women that conquer their vaginal disability.
Maybe so, but I bet their accuracy is about like dropping an unfinned napalm canister. No telling where it's gonna go. It's like comparing a sawed-off shotgun to a sniper rifle.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:09 pm to son of arlo
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quote:
No one's stopping women from standing up and urinating. In fact, I applaud those women that conquer their vaginal disability.
Maybe so, but I bet their accuracy is about like dropping an unfinned napalm canister. No telling where it's gonna go. It's like comparing a sawed-off shotgun to a sniper rifle.
The She-inal:
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:20 pm to son of arlo
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Maybe so, but I bet their accuracy is about like dropping an unfinned napalm canister. No telling where it's gonna go. It's like comparing a sawed-off shotgun to a sniper rifle.
Solution:
1. Squat slightly by urinal
2. Cup both hands under sha-nay-nay like so:
3. Discharge Pee-pee in cupped hands.
4. After receiving a satisfactory amount of urine in cupped hands, breath out, close eyes and focus intently, squeezing urethra closed.
5. Place cupped hands directly over urinal cake, barely making contact, then open trap door, emptying the hand cup.
Repeat steps 2-5 until satisfied
6. Pretend to wash hands
This post was edited on 5/19/14 at 12:25 pm
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