re: Strangest thing you have ever seen outdoors?

Went surf fishing in Grand Isle once at one of those public parking/levee crossing things. When I finished fishing, I walk back over the levee and notice there is another truck parked there. It was an extended cab with the suicide doors. There are poles leaned up against the truck and all the doors are open, but I don't see anyone. There hadn't been anyone else in the surf, so I think this is strange. When I get back to my truck, I get a view through the cab of the other truck.... There is a nasty skank laying on the back seat and her white trash boyfriend is going down on her like he's trying to win a watermelon eating contest.