re: Drake is the proudest girlfriend (Read comments in link)

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Drake the type of ni%%a that stare at the corner of the TV when a scary part comes on

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Drake the type of ni%%a to spray cologne in the air and shimmy through the mist

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Drake the type of ni%%a to fart in the toilet and flush it

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Drake the type of ni%%a that’ll choose Peach to be his Mario Kart character

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Drake the type of ni%%a to eat a ice cream cone with both hands

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Drake the type of ni%%a that licks his finger before he turns the page

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Drake the type of ni%%a who borrows your Netflix account and pays you back for every month he uses it.

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Drake the type of ni%%a to say "present" instead of "here"

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Drake the type of ni%%a to eat gummy bears 2 at a time so they don't have to die alone

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Drake the type of ni%%a to hover in public bathroom

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Drake the type of ni%%a that goes to Klan rallies to try see things from their perspective.

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Drakes the kind of ni%%a that puts a bib on at red lobster

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