re: Describe the most intoxicated you have ever been.

One if the worst times was when my friends brought me home from one of our many trips to the cateries pitcher night. Somehow ended up passed out in my neighbors driveway. Neighbor from across came home late at night saw me and came and tried to get me up and I passed back out on my front porch. Next day my parents were none too happy as I was the talk of the block.