re: She finally farted around me

I met this ugly lesbian once at a party. She was so ugly she couldn't get any of the other lesbians to frick her. I mean bulldog ugly. So ugly her mother looks at her and says I wish I just gave a blow job instead.

So anyway, after I fricked her, she leaned over in the bed and let out a fart that would bring tears to your eyes. She says "one nothing." Then she rips off another one and says " two nothing." I'm wondering what the hell is going on. She says "well since we finished I thought we would have a farting contest."

So I reared back and cut a fart and said "two one." Then I ripped another one and said "two all."

She looked at me and said "you're fricking good."

So she started straining real hard and tried to fart and she shite the bed.

She said " halftime, change sides."