re: Help settling an argument

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Choose your battles wisely. Open a beer, sit in your chair, and say "it looks good babe". Life will be much easier that way. If it starts annoying you, open another beer.

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This. this man is wise beyond his years.

Pick your battles and shut the frick up. No matter what her arse doesn't look big, her hair looks great, and you do not think any of her friends are hotter than she is.

Also, don't get sucked into the "which one of my friends do you want to have a threesome with?" its a trap. The correct answer is baby, I can barely handle you.