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Posted on 2/12/14 at 6:42 am to rebeloke
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butt odor and stank will end the booty call privileges.
Posted on 2/12/14 at 6:44 am to stout
I can't tell if the guy doing the sniffing is disgusted, or fricking pumped.
Posted on 2/12/14 at 7:47 am to rebeloke
Funny story....buddy of mine hooked up with this chick at the bar and went back to her place. After they do the deed she passes out and he has to take a shite. He goes to the bathroom and realizes she's out of TP after it's too late. So he walks back into her room and wipes his arse with her sheets while she's passed out and then leaves
So I guess don't wipe your arse with the girls sheets while she's sleeping on them
So I guess don't wipe your arse with the girls sheets while she's sleeping on them
This post was edited on 2/12/14 at 7:51 am
Posted on 2/12/14 at 7:52 am to SuzukiGoat
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As someone who's ex gf drove 40 miles 3x a week for the D as a booty call role, your rules suck nuts.
Booty calls.can end up making decent relationships actually, not lasting, but if a girl is fun and loves the D, why wouldn't you want to spend more time with her. Especially since the breakup is easy as goodbye.
For me the rule in question is #1 for a reason. Booty call buddies aren't relationships and shouldn't be thought of in that way. This is complicated but matters of the heart are never easily explained. But if you fall for your booty call buddy and the feeling is mutual then more power to you. However, for me once I am or someone I have hooked up with is relegated to the role of booty call it means there is not long term potential. It is like having an affair without the SO. BTW, I don't recommend doing the booty call buddy thing with someone who is in a serious relationship. Truthfully I am not sure you had a booty call buddy based on the fact that it was your ex-gf and all. Sounds like a long-distance relationship, albeit only 45 minutes away.
Posted on 2/12/14 at 8:04 am to rebeloke
fricking Dr. Phil up in here
Posted on 2/12/14 at 8:07 am to Choctaw
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So he walks back into her room and wipes his arse with her sheets while she's passed out and then leaves
No he didn't.
Posted on 2/12/14 at 8:10 am to Hammertime
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I'm not trying to show off to a bunch of dudes.
Right. Totally not.
Posted on 2/12/14 at 8:15 am to rebeloke
I find it disturbing that someone had to "teach" you these common sense things about being a single male.
Posted on 2/12/14 at 8:16 am to PurpleAndGold86
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No he didn't.
uhhh...yeah, he did.
Posted on 2/12/14 at 8:17 am to rebeloke
Do you lick before you stick, bro?
Posted on 2/12/14 at 8:21 am to Mr.Sinister
I was naïve and it never occurred to me. Truthfully the role of mentor is pretty common in most areas of life. Cardiologists don't just graduate from med school and walk in a OR and open up someone's chest cavity. They watch someone else do it and gradually take over.
In my defense, I was a fast learner.
In my defense, I was a fast learner.
Posted on 2/12/14 at 8:22 am to rebeloke
we get it dude. you were a loser and had to have some cheesedick teach you how to get laid. and now you feel obligated to teach the rest of the world shite that 90% of us already know
Posted on 2/12/14 at 8:23 am to I Love Bama
Like I said make sure your booty call gets theirs before you get yours
Posted on 2/12/14 at 8:45 am to rebeloke
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1) Booty calls are not relationships. You need to both be aware of this. So don't unload on your fuk buddy, that is not what this is about.
Thanks for teaching us what EVERYBODY already knows.
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2) Booty calls typically work best when done before 3 AM and not totally wasted. My friend broke this rule and so did I but if you're new at this keep it closer to 1am or sooner.
Let me learn you something. You're the new one and you obviously aren't very good at booty calls. To maximize a booty call and have great stories without guilt, you NEED to be totally wasted and time on a clock is meaningless.
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3) Booty calls need to remember to use hygiene. Don't forget to bath every now and then, butt odor and stank will end the booty call privileges.
You must be a boy. A real man never lets that get in the way or bothers with it.
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4) Do not blow your booty call buddy's cover when they are out on a date. This is tempting when you are striking out will other options but it will only create bad blood and is definitely a good way to end the booty call privileges for sure.
NO, you tease them b/c I got enough game to go get another booty call unlike you. And that brings them back for more knowing you have another booty call.
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5) Make sure your booty call buddy gets off. This is about mutual gratification. Your SO may believe that sex ends when you get through but a booty call will want to try to get theirs too. Easy solution for the guys, just make sure she gets hers before you get yours.
If you know what you're doing, you don't have to worry about if they get theirs. You KNOW they did rookie.
This post was edited on 2/12/14 at 8:48 am
Posted on 2/12/14 at 8:57 am to Cdawg
Let me rephrase that when I say a booty call is not a relationship, I did not mean to imply there is no relationship skills. You should read how to "Win friends and Influence People." My other recommendations is to post less.
Posted on 2/12/14 at 9:07 am to rebeloke
I don't think your buddy taught you anything we didn't know already
Posted on 2/12/14 at 9:13 am to bbeck
For the record these were not rules my used. He had a gimp for a booty call buddy. We could be having a poker game and he could call this girl over. We could make fun of her on her way back to and out of the bedroom. We couldn't watch but other than that she knew what she was to him. This guy had no rules. I learned these over time. And I am sure you already know the rules, like someone angrily says, "I knew that."
This post was edited on 2/12/14 at 9:17 am
Posted on 2/12/14 at 9:15 am to rebeloke
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We could watch
So you watched your buddy bang a gimp with a bunch of other dudes? Did ya'll have a circle jerk or something?
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