re: Blue Crab Restaurant N.O. Review

I didn't go to either of my graduations. For one I was in Costa Rica getting blotto, and for the other I was working in Santa Clara. My diplomas were mailed to my parents and they put them directly into their safe...I guess they paid for them and they wanted them as a keepsake. I had to get duplicates from LSU. Pretty funny. Kinda pissed though, my physics diploma just says bachelor of science. All that partying and it doesn't even have my major on it. Should just say...the degree of staying up all night.