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I need 2 prostitutes, a mule, a bottle of whiskey, and pack of cigarettes...

Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:41 pm
Posted by lsutigerfan1976
Slidell, LA
Member since Nov 2009
2358 posts
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:41 pm
Don't question me why. I am working on a little project that is going to make me big money. And i need some of you OT ballers to come through for me on this one...
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29332 posts
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:41 pm to
Is this humor?
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:42 pm to
I do too
Posted by SaintCajun
Pacific Northwest
Member since Apr 2012
4294 posts
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:43 pm to
Donkeys work better
Posted by lsutigerfan1976
Slidell, LA
Member since Nov 2009
2358 posts
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:46 pm to
And a midget! I said don't ask...
Posted by Southern Farmer
Greenville, MS
Member since Jul 2012
3070 posts
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:47 pm to
This is one of those things that's not going to happen for you because you're not about that life and paying for sex is not that cool. You're too lame to accomplish this goal set for yourself. If anything you're going to get whiskey drunk to forget how bad this thread is or find some sense of irony. CSB.

Now, if someone told you if you didn't get these items within 24 hours or you'd be dead-- I imagine you might be able to pull it off.
Posted by Boudin
Lafayette
Member since Oct 2006
10133 posts
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:48 pm to
Sounds like a typical Sunday.. I don't get it?!
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29791 posts
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:51 pm to
How long do you need the mule for?
Posted by Mie2cents
the round part of earth
Member since Dec 2012
3462 posts
Posted on 1/26/14 at 2:08 pm to
If your mom and your sister are available, you already have part of the equation covered.
This post was edited on 1/26/14 at 2:09 pm
Posted by lsutigerfan1976
Slidell, LA
Member since Nov 2009
2358 posts
Posted on 1/26/14 at 2:08 pm to
If the midget is a prostitute that would be a plus. Also the mule must be able to follow direct orders!
This post was edited on 1/26/14 at 2:09 pm
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28366 posts
Posted on 1/26/14 at 3:00 pm to
Sounds like you need to hit the flea market.
Posted by lsutigerfan1976
Slidell, LA
Member since Nov 2009
2358 posts
Posted on 1/26/14 at 3:17 pm to
Ok the midget bailed on me after act 2, anyhow i will settle on any short ppl i can get my hands on at this point. If any Italians are reading this, hit me up!
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