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i will say prayers sent and not really pray

Can't think of something shitty I do on a regular basis. There was this one time my brother and I went to the adult acts strip club on Bourbon St for a bachelor party. For those who know what I'm talking about, it's a shithole. Old woman takes our drink order, 2 beers, and comes back and gives me a tab for $18. I told her that I didn't want the beer because she's ripping me off. She threatened to call the bouncer, etc. So I gave her $20 and told her just give me the beers. I immediately went into the bathroom and my brother followed suit. When we got in the bathroom we fricked everything up that we could break in our drunken stupor in about a minute. Pulled the sink off the wall, tore off the stall door, broke the water lines to the toilet, pissed everywhere, etc. It was a shite show in there. We calmly walked out the door and scooted for the door.