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re: Grocery store express lane etiquette. What do you do?
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:49 pm to TigerTreyjpg
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:49 pm to TigerTreyjpg
I've never said anything. Haven't even considered it. Our grocery store lines are so screwed that it doesn't make a difference. Usually at least 10 minutes in line, sometimes double that.
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Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:53 pm to Easy
Go stand uncomfortably close to them, let out a long greasy fart, then just walk away and find an open line on the other end of the store.
Bonus points for maintaining a straight face and eye contact while the fart is being released.
Bonus points for maintaining a straight face and eye contact while the fart is being released.
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