re: The Soo Choo Train Is A Texas Ranger

So what? If you can't find a young hitter in your farm system who can put up a decent line against LHP and play a respectable OF for about 100 AB's, then your minor league system sucks. Choo will get around 550 ABs, barring injury, and his backup will get about 100 AB. But you want a young guy to get a look like that anyway.

Or you could sign some veteran righty slugger for about 1/$4 to be a power bat off the bench. Hell, sign Jeff Francoeur.