re: I love my dog, but he's just gone way down my 'list'

My love for this dog is absurd. But WOW did he just stink the joint up and force me to go into emergency dog washing mode really fast.

He knows he's on my shite list. He's a BMC and all you have to do is raise your voice to him and he's sulking over it. But he knew he fricked up. This isn't our first trip down this road which is probably why he tried to slip the collar when I was taking him back to the tub. He knew I was about to mess up all that beautiful stank.