re: I just ate at Red Lobster. Review and pics inside.

Cos, don't do it. It's not worth it even if you are doing it as a gag (pun intended).

I always treat my staff to lunch on their birthdays, they pick the place. Last b'day lunch was at RL. I even took pictures planning on a FDB review. It was so damn god awful, the Christian in me would not allow a review on an internet forum.

Let's just say, stop at the salad. One of my staff got the flounder and could smell that it was bad when they brought it out from the kitchen, and we were seated quite a ways away.

On a positive note, they really pay attention to the looks of the place, very neat and clean, and the service, very attentive and trained well. If they only put a similar effort into the food.

I got the build your own plate, shrimp (because who could frick that up) and chicken fingers ( as a hedge that the shrimp would be inedible). I must say the chicken fingers were not bad and saved me from eating the shrimp which were not remotely edible.

If you persist in your decision to eat here, please make sure you signed up for Obama Care and that any life insurance is fully paid up for the month.

Good Luck.