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re: Official Starkville Joke Thread (some gems from Skip Bertman)
Posted on 10/2/13 at 11:07 am to TheCaterpillar
Posted on 10/2/13 at 11:07 am to TheCaterpillar
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I don't think you're "all there". Miss your pills this morning?
Yes, perhaps I did. I didn't take the two Alleve after the softball game I pitched last night, and I am a little sore. I did, however, take my Ginko, vitamins, and BP medicine. BTW, how many pills will you be taking at 64 years of age?
Also, to the USAFan who posted later: Which USA did attend? I got my Ph.D. (1999) and one of my two Masters degrees at The University of South Alabama and worked there for 20 years--any chance we ran into each other?
BTW, you act like you were there and know all about God--tell me, what is His will for your life?
This post was edited on 10/2/13 at 12:02 pm
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Posted on 10/2/13 at 11:31 am to drdrfaulkner
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drdrfaulkner
WHAT.THE.FRICK???
Posted on 10/2/13 at 3:36 pm to drdrfaulkner
Hey, Drdrfaulkner,
Way to let'em have it! Methinks that most of the guys on this Board couldn't read and understand one Thesis much less write two or use the word, Dissertation in a sentence much less write one!
And yes, to all you young folks, you, too, will be in your 60s one day and many, if not most of you, will be unable to claim half of the accomplishments of Drdr. Have a little respect!
Way to let'em have it! Methinks that most of the guys on this Board couldn't read and understand one Thesis much less write two or use the word, Dissertation in a sentence much less write one!
And yes, to all you young folks, you, too, will be in your 60s one day and many, if not most of you, will be unable to claim half of the accomplishments of Drdr. Have a little respect!Posted on 10/2/13 at 3:52 pm to drdrfaulkner
Opposing team members have to constantly remind Moo State players "we's free, we's free".
Posted on 10/3/13 at 10:33 am to drdrfaulkner
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BTW, you act like you were there and know all about God--tell me, what is His will for your life?
I think what you are missing is that the sin is in thinking that you could know that or that you are so important to Him that every random dog that crosses your path is His direct communication to you of whatever you think he is communicating. You may get patted on the back for every religious-themed utterance elsewhere, but that won't happen here.
Posted on 10/3/13 at 11:52 am to drdrfaulkner
Now THAT is how you reply to a smarta**!! 
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