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Posted on 9/5/13 at 10:49 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
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But she'd be cool with Batman arse raping supes with a kryptocock?
No she wouldn't, but Batman wouldn't give two shits. If it came to that, then there was likely a scenario where Batman weighed the implications and decided action had to be taken. Batman doesn't ask for input or permission. Superman would likely hold a council before taking such severe action.
Posted on 9/5/13 at 10:50 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
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Like, he's super retarded
i like how you act as if he wouldnt have a massive ego. do you have that little experience with people who are really good at something?
ego has killed many a man and it would end up killing superman.
Posted on 9/5/13 at 10:51 am to jcole4lsu
quote:bullshite because the only reason Supes would do it is if Batman was being a fricking retard.
the world at large would reject an alien showing up and sniping off a human superhero,
Posted on 9/5/13 at 10:52 am to jcole4lsu
quote:because im actually having a legitimate convo about how i think the writers of comics are fricking retards, im not trying to troll you.
how is this different than rapehog trolling your android threads exactly?
Posted on 9/5/13 at 10:53 am to CarRamrod
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bullshite because the only reason Supes would do it is if Batman was being a fricking retard
we already have material showing superman being a lackey for the govt, and batman being the man of the people.
so yeah. there goes that dumbass assumption on your part.
Posted on 9/5/13 at 10:57 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
quote:This, and I think batman understands that.
The answer is, without Supes going full retard, he can't.
We all know that superman is basically indestructible, but DC comics wanted to make sure that he had a weakness. His weakness is not just Kryptonite. It is also his personality.
Also, it isn't as if Superman hasn't defeated Batman before. It just so happens that the most well known situations are the ones where batman wins. They are more memorable. Sure they had to reach for it to happen, but Superman would be even more boring if they didn't have him lose every once in a while.
Posted on 9/5/13 at 10:57 am to jcole4lsu
what this really comes down to is that a lot of you are confusing the question at hand.
the question you are answering is: who is more powerful? well superman, duh.
the question at hand is: who would win the fight, and how? in your answer, you are giving superman attributes he doesnt actually have. thats not how this works.
the question you are answering is: who is more powerful? well superman, duh.
the question at hand is: who would win the fight, and how? in your answer, you are giving superman attributes he doesnt actually have. thats not how this works.
Posted on 9/5/13 at 10:58 am to jcole4lsu
quote:and there you go eating up that shitty writing and making it fact. put away your love for what has been written and think would supes really just go do anything Big Government says?
we already have material showing superman being a lackey for the govt, and batman being the man of the people.
I dont care what different comic writers think. There is a general consensus of what Superman stands for. I dont let some jack tard at the comic studio dictate that Supes would knowingly fly into his kryptonite death.
Posted on 9/5/13 at 10:58 am to sicboy
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how do they handle this matchup, or what's the catch
Batman is a badass and superman is a bore
Posted on 9/5/13 at 10:59 am to jcole4lsu
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i like how you act as if he wouldnt have a massive ego.
I like how you act as if it's so big, he would abandon all logic and reason, and basically commit suicide.
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do you have that little experience with people who are really good at something?
He's not good at "something", he's good at everything, with basically one exception.
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ego has killed many a man and it would end up killing superman.
What you are describing is not the result of a big ego, it would be the result of a gigantic case of retardation.
Posted on 9/5/13 at 10:59 am to CarRamrod
quote:I think we all know that comic books require massive suspension of disbelief. They ARE comic books.
because im actually having a legitimate convo about how i think the writers of comics are fricking retards, im not trying to troll you.
Posted on 9/5/13 at 10:59 am to sicboy
The Batman/Superman comics have inflated Batman into a guy who is not only superwealthy and well versed in combat, but a guy with the tactical foresight of a million Sun Tzus wrapped into one brain. It's quite, for lack of a better word, comical.
Essentially, Batman fanboys wanted to see Batman actually battle and fight beside actual superheroes. He often gets his arse kicked until he figures out the weakness of his opponent. The problem is, even in the world of Batman, before he figured out his opponent's weakness, he'd be obliterated.
But it's comics, so you have suspend your disbelief, or in the case of Batman versus, really, any other superhero, put your disbelief into a permanent state of cryogenesis.
Essentially, Batman fanboys wanted to see Batman actually battle and fight beside actual superheroes. He often gets his arse kicked until he figures out the weakness of his opponent. The problem is, even in the world of Batman, before he figured out his opponent's weakness, he'd be obliterated.
But it's comics, so you have suspend your disbelief, or in the case of Batman versus, really, any other superhero, put your disbelief into a permanent state of cryogenesis.
Posted on 9/5/13 at 11:01 am to CarRamrod
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and there you go eating up that shitty writing and making it fact
so your argument is: ignore how superman has been written since the dawn of time and just pay attention to MY PERSONAL SUPERMAN.
well you can go right ahead and have that convo all by your lonesome.
Posted on 9/5/13 at 11:02 am to Scruffy
I know.
Posted on 9/5/13 at 11:02 am to jcole4lsu
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in your answer, you are giving superman attributes he doesnt actually have.
As are you.
You are giving him super retardation. He's not Handiman.
Posted on 9/5/13 at 11:03 am to CarRamrod
quote:There isn't just one Superman universe. There are multiple. Hell, there was a Russian Superman in Superman: Red Son.
and there you go eating up that shitty writing and making it fact. put away your love for what has been written and think would supes really just go do anything Big Government says?
That is what I like about comics. Each writer changes the story. They recently rebooted the entire DC universe.
Posted on 9/5/13 at 11:04 am to jcole4lsu
quote:Lets say you are the most powerful think in the world.....only one thing can stop you. That man over there has that one thing.....He pissed you off and you know if you go over there you will die, no matter what.......would you go over there or throw a car at him.
so your argument is: ignore how superman has been written since the dawn of time and just pay attention to MY PERSONAL SUPERMAN.
well you can go right ahead and have that convo all by your lonesome.
Posted on 9/5/13 at 11:06 am to jcole4lsu
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so your argument is: ignore how superman has been written since the dawn of time and just pay attention to MY PERSONAL SUPERMAN.
Well, it's been stated that they have faced off several times, and Batman has not always been the victor.
So, no, Supes going full retard, and humping Batman's kryptosuit is not a foregone conclusion.
Posted on 9/5/13 at 11:07 am to jcole4lsu
i also fail to see how superman acting in a manner that is in line with how he has always acted and within the character traits assigned to him by those who write his stories is "going full retard". more like "going full superman".
unfortunately for your argument, those traits do not include being cut throat, conniving, or cold blooded.
unfortunately for your argument, those traits do not include being cut throat, conniving, or cold blooded.
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