re: Finally got my Nerlens Noel Pelicans jersey in the mail

I got pics of your mom going downtown and engulfing every passenger in traffic on the guy that made your chinese counterfeit...will post GIF of it when you post your pics. how is bizness treating you? i hear buggy collecting gets pretty busy this time of year too bad you wasted a pay check on a BS jersey for a player that was never a Pelican...i guess its like that story you tell about that one time you almost got laid right? too bad she was your cousin and had those little bumps around her mouth...and by too bad i mean not that you werent willing but that she had standards and well...maybe next time buccaroo.