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Annual The Office Quotes Thread
Posted on 7/27/13 at 1:04 pm
Posted on 7/27/13 at 1:04 pm
Dwight: I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
Posted on 7/27/13 at 1:09 pm to Memphis
I..... DECLARE..... BANKRUPTCY!!!
Posted on 7/27/13 at 1:12 pm to Memphis
Michael Scott: Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.
Posted on 7/27/13 at 1:59 pm to Memphis
Michael: Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.
Posted on 7/27/13 at 2:11 pm to Memphis
This one is still my favorite
Dwight Schrute: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Dwight Schrute: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Posted on 7/27/13 at 3:12 pm to Memphis
I can't find the exact quote but I love when Michael is considering who to promote and he's like "Dwight is a great salesman, a good friend, and an excellent employee. On the other hand...he is an idiot"
Posted on 7/27/13 at 3:13 pm to Memphis
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Posted on 7/27/13 at 3:15 pm to Memphis
"Myth: rabies kills three people every year. Fact: rabies kills four people every year."
Posted on 7/27/13 at 6:45 pm to Memphis
quote:
Michael: Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username. And... I have a great one [types]. Little kid lover. That way, people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
Posted on 7/27/13 at 8:44 pm to Memphis
I was hoping one of these threads would pop up. I have been rewatching and I heard this one from Michael
quote:
I have been saying the word manager a lot. So whenever Jo thinks manager she thinks of me. Camel Cigarettes did the same thing with Joe Camel, by making him look like a penis. I can't even go near a cigarette now, without thinking of a penis, and vice versa.
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