re: The Daily Press, a Monroe lunch spot brief review

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Next to the failed Albersons.

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On my way to the camp for a fish fry, I shite myself in the hush puppy section of that store around 1998. Unbeknownst to me at the time, the restrooms were at the very front of the store. I had to wade through half of the Monroe Junior League to get to the Men's room to collect myself. This was before people had personal cellies, grant you. My wingman left me in there for well over 30 minutes and I had to take a sink bath to fully recover. An 80 year old fella opened the door when I was making my last pass across my tainted buttocks and simply stated, "I will come back later, Sonny."

I never returned to that store after this traumatic experience.