re: Why do older fans bring so much shite to the games with them?

Okay. My wife of 32 years and I bring panchos, (if looks like rain) small towels, small radios with earpieces, sunscreen, stuff like that, along with seats, not that it is any of your business. The radios are not so much as to listen to Hawthorn, but to mask some of the ignorance emanating from certain fans around us who think it is their duty to call each ball pitched "too high", "too low" "inside", shite like that. That along with a screechy voiced "woman" who constantly whines about each and everything that is not "perfect Tiger baseball.",
Other than that, GFY.