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re: Chinese Apple Juice everywhere....WHY?
Posted on 4/3/13 at 12:18 am to Chef Leppard
Posted on 4/3/13 at 12:18 am to Chef Leppard
how much filth is allowable,
In your breakfast of pop tarts?
Well you can rest assured,
No more than 75 insect parts,
In 50 grams, that's not too bad,
Why should you even care?
If you consume that much you'll just,
Ingest one rodent hair,
Just wash it down with citrus juice,
Swallow those tasty dregs,
250 milliliters,
Have no more than 5 fly eggs,
And what's a little filth in juice,
If you are unaware?
Just gulp it down,
For there'll be found,
No more than one maggot there.
In your breakfast of pop tarts?
Well you can rest assured,
No more than 75 insect parts,
In 50 grams, that's not too bad,
Why should you even care?
If you consume that much you'll just,
Ingest one rodent hair,
Just wash it down with citrus juice,
Swallow those tasty dregs,
250 milliliters,
Have no more than 5 fly eggs,
And what's a little filth in juice,
If you are unaware?
Just gulp it down,
For there'll be found,
No more than one maggot there.
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Posted on 4/3/13 at 12:23 am to fr33manator
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