re: What golf ball do you hit?

I posted a while back about 'titty ball.' It was a pink ball I found in the rough two months ago, with a ribbon for breast cancer awareness that somebody drew 2 tits on with a marker.

I used titty ball for extreme hazards, like trying to fly over a lake at 200 yards. My partners were constantly amazed that no matter how unlikely the shot, titty ball never got lost.

Well, last week I used titty ball on a very tough shot and sure enough it went into a lake. But one of my partners said "I think I can get it out." He fished it out (later discovering that he got bitten by red ants in the process).

I then had a clear shot to the green. But instead of changing to a good ball I hit titty ball into a tree. It bounced off back into the lake never to be seen again.

And that's my story.