re: What's up with the Subways in Baton Rouge?

I needed something to eat at one of the only eateries inside security at the Nawlins airport, so I got in line at Subway.

The conversation went something like this:

She: "What would you like on it?"

Me: "Olives..."

She: "We don't got no olives"

Me: "Tomatoes..."

She: "We're out of tomatoes"

I paid nearly ten bucks for that shite sandwich.