re: Deadspin: Manti Te'o Dead Girlfriend Story a Hoax (now with drug dealers!)

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Can anyone who watches Seinfeld confirm this?

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George: That's it! That's it! I can't take it. I can't take it anymore! (Gets up, turns around, and confronts Ray) You stole the statue! You're a theif! You're a liar!
Jerry: (Pleading) George.
Ray: (To Jerry) Who is this?
George: I'm the judge and the jury, pal. And the verdict is.. guilty!
Ray: What's going on here?
George: GUILTY!
Ray: Your friend is crazy.
George: Oh, I'm crazy!
Jerry: (Still pleading) George, george..
Ray: I've got to get going. I have a class.
George: Oh ho! Class, huh? At Columbia? Let me tell you something, pal. I called the registrar's office. I checked you out. They have no record of a Ray Thomas at that school! You liar!
Ray: Well, that's because I'm registered under my full legal name, Raymond Thomas Wochinski. Ray Thomas is my professional name.
George: You mean alias.
Ray: You are starting to make me angry.
George: Well, that was bound to happen!

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