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For the Trees (First Timer, go easy)
Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:43 am
Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:43 am
So last week I told my Gump friend that all we needed was KState and Oregon to lose and Auburn to rise up and take revenge for Bama killing those trees.
He told me to lay down my crack pipe, which was understandable, given the fact that there has never been a situation where a 3-8 unranked and fairly pathetic team has gone into a rivalry against a 10-1 #2 Ranked team and actually beat them. Well ok, there was that one time when a 3-7 team (Pitt) went into the Backyard Brawl against 10-1 #2 Ranked WVU and made RRod Cry (made me cry to actually!) but that was different, right..? hmmm…
But here's the thing, there is a price to be paid for killing folk’s trees, I'm just saying.
They kilt them people's trees and if you go over on the SECrant they are still taunting the Barners for that dastardly deed.
So when Baylor rolled KState up in a zig-zag and smoked em, I asked my Gump friend to help me find my crack pipe and he laughed.
When the Cardinal rose up with their 10' mascot and struck a blow for trees everywhere, I asked my Gump friend to help me find my crack pipe and he didn't laugh.
Now he's just nervous, because it's Arbor (Auburn) day and like the rest of Gump Nation is about to realize, there is a price to pay for killing people's trees!
Rise up WarPlainsTigerEagleMen and strike a devastating blow for Trees everywhere, we are all witnesses!
Geaux Tigers!
He told me to lay down my crack pipe, which was understandable, given the fact that there has never been a situation where a 3-8 unranked and fairly pathetic team has gone into a rivalry against a 10-1 #2 Ranked team and actually beat them. Well ok, there was that one time when a 3-7 team (Pitt) went into the Backyard Brawl against 10-1 #2 Ranked WVU and made RRod Cry (made me cry to actually!) but that was different, right..? hmmm…
But here's the thing, there is a price to be paid for killing folk’s trees, I'm just saying.
They kilt them people's trees and if you go over on the SECrant they are still taunting the Barners for that dastardly deed.
So when Baylor rolled KState up in a zig-zag and smoked em, I asked my Gump friend to help me find my crack pipe and he laughed.
When the Cardinal rose up with their 10' mascot and struck a blow for trees everywhere, I asked my Gump friend to help me find my crack pipe and he didn't laugh.
Now he's just nervous, because it's Arbor (Auburn) day and like the rest of Gump Nation is about to realize, there is a price to pay for killing people's trees!
Rise up WarPlainsTigerEagleMen and strike a devastating blow for Trees everywhere, we are all witnesses!
Geaux Tigers!
Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:45 am to More&Les
Pass the dutchie on the left hand side.
Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:45 am to More&Les
Please put down the crack pipe.
Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:50 am to tigerfan in bamaland
See, That's what I'm talking about!
Trees has feelings too.
Trees has feelings too.
Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:53 am to More&Les
quote:
Trees has feelings too.
exactly
Although the Oak in my front yard is getting plenty of pay back with all those God Damned leaves!
Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:57 am to More&Les
Wish we get you in the AU locker room to hype them boys up with a pregame speech
Posted on 11/24/12 at 12:57 pm to More&Les
quote:
For the Trees (First Timer, go easy)
every house I ever bought I planted at least four trees....obviously, the story of johnny appleseed stayed with me. revenge is best served with a two by four.
beat bama.
Posted on 11/24/12 at 1:51 pm to More&Les
God damn, god damn the pusher man.
Posted on 11/24/12 at 1:52 pm to PeaRidgeWatash
Amen...do it for the tree!!
Posted on 11/24/12 at 1:58 pm to PeaRidgeWatash
quote:
God damn, god damn the pusher man.
Well played, sir
Posted on 11/24/12 at 2:03 pm to More&Les
quote:
They kilt them people's trees
Posted on 11/24/12 at 2:08 pm to More&Les
How much would it suck today if Auburn pulls off the impossible today then A&M blows it tonight?
:knockonwood:
:knockonwood:
Posted on 11/24/12 at 2:08 pm to 81Tiger
quote:
They kilt them people's trees
I seent it.
Posted on 11/24/12 at 2:10 pm to More&Les
So wait, when did you find your crack pipe? Had to have been before this post
Posted on 11/24/12 at 2:10 pm to Cap Crunch
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then A&M blows it tonight?
I don't think we're supposed to make fun of the new guys just because they don't have female cheerleaders, just sayin...
Posted on 11/24/12 at 2:12 pm to Cap Crunch
quote:
if Auburn pulls off the impossible today then A&M blows it tonight?
I would still celebrate.
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