Just some rough estimates...

6:49 The band is on the field for pre-game. Due to people not being able to pull away from their tailgates, the stadium is only about half full as the band marches out. And the stadium still can't all clap at the same time...

7:06 Kickoff

7:08 First 2 LSU plays are runs up the middle for 3 total yards.

7:09 LSU fails to convert on 3rd down as Mettenberger is pressured and throws the pass to the worst possible place: a receiver's hands. Incomplete pass. LSU must punt.

7:09:30 Fans begin to boo and are in an all around pissy mood. They are just booing the coaches though....so it is ok.

7:34 Students ad-lib the phrase "Suck that Tiger Dick, Bitch" as the band plays its most innocent song: "Hey Baby". Hey Baby is now banned forever.

8:02 Kevin Minter records his 4th sack of the 1st half. An exasperated Steve Spurrier looks for a QB whose arse he can chew out. Unfortunately, Stephen Garcia is nowhere to be found.

8:43 Halftime. It is getting close to prime time for the bars, so many students choose to leave, even though the game is competitive. As long as they have taken their "Facebook photo op" pics, all is good.

8:52 TGBFTL concludes their show. Regardless of what the theme of the show is, people will bitch.

8:55 Jim Hawthorne is honored on the field for 30 years of service. Obligatory "Jack Hunt" jokes are told throughout the stadium.

9:12 It is time to get the post game taligate ready, so numerous fans leave the stadium to initiate the process.

9:31 It is a 6 point game going to the 4th quarter. Many fans are getting fatigued because they aren't used to staying that deep into the game. And the traffic promises to be a bitch later, so many fans begin to file out.

9:58 Mettenberger runs the short-side option play. He pitches it at the perfect moment to Michael Ford, who streaks 56 yards down the sideline for the game-clinching TD. Many in the crowd still boo the horrible play-calling and won't renounce their ban on the short-side option.

10:24 Though a number of fans have left, those who remain in Tiger Stadium...the TRUE DIEHARDS... step up to the plate and make noise that can be heard all the way to Grosse Tete. South Carolina is flustered, the Tiger D holds, and LSU wins a tight one over the Cocks and the Ol Ball Coach.