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re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic's greates quotes

Posted on 9/2/12 at 10:39 am to
Posted by UASports23
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 9/2/12 at 10:39 am to
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6Responding to Wenger's invitation to a trial at Arsenal in 2001.
"Zlatan doesn't do auditions."

#5 An extract from his book "I Am Zlatan.
“Then Guardiola started his philosopher thing. I was barely listening. Why would I? It was advanced bullshite about blood, sweat and tears, that kind of stuff.”

#4Explaining how he bested an opposition defender.
"First I went left, he did too. Then I went right and he did too. Then I went left again and he went to buy a hot dog."



the best ones. IMO.
Posted by cwil177
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Member since Jun 2011
28606 posts
Posted on 10/11/12 at 9:10 am to
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#2 When asked what he got his other half for her birthday.
"Nothing, she already has the Zlatan."

All of these are hilarious. I also liked the hot dog and Arsenal ones.
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