re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

Crackpipe Theory: Jaime "Goldenhand" Lannister is heading for a rendezvous with Undead Cat and Thoros, a red priest. Reading the Victarion excerpt from TWOW reminds me that Victarion and Jaime have a bit in common.

And that would have to do with their sword arms.

Victarion had his sword arm revived by a red priest. Can Thoros of Myr do the same for Jaime? I mean, the dude can take a drowned corpse from the river and create an undead...zombie bitch...Un-Cat thing. Why not revive a little ole sword arm?

Thus, Jaime gets a back a fully functional, possibly stronger, sword arm.

But what about all that work Jaime has been doing with his left hand? Well...there are two Lannister Valeryian swords out there just waiting for an ambitextrous swordsman.

Other musings on the Jamie & Brieannette storyline:

It seems to me that Jamie is in deep doo doo. However, I can see two ways for him to get out of that mess.

1. Catelyn Stark made a vow to Brienne. And that was to allow her to go after Stannis whenever and however she chooses. That may allow her to save Jaime.

2. The alternative "out" for Jaime is one I find much more interesting. Jaime can demand a trial by combat. There is no doubt that would pit Jamie "Goldenhand" vs Brienne "Juliette".

:In Before Nissa Nissa:

:In Before Too Much Herradura: