most lyrically "wtf" song of the 90s that wasn't by Nirvana

Beck - Loser

Yellow Ledbetter - Misheard Lyrics

This always amuses me.

I almost pissed myself laughing the first time I saw that.

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"Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow" from EZ was lifted from Bowie's life on mars.

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Thank you. Learn something new every day. Now wtf was Bowie talking about? If anybody was going to grow up a cow, would it not be goofy?

I just thought that everything inevitably changes into something less appealing.

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It's on Amerikas tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
But the film is a saddening bore
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on

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Mr.PackSix nailed it.

Beck-"Loser"

Crash into me
Dave Mathews Band

It wasn't from the '90s, but this song is completely weird.

The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist

Chubawumba-Tubthumping

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I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
She'll make ya breakfast
She'll make ya toast
She don't use butter
She don't use cheese
She don't use jelly
Or any of these
She uses vaseline
Vaseline
Vaseline

I know a guy who goes to shows
When he's at home and he blows his nose
He don't use tissues or his sleeve
He don't use napkins or any of these
He uses magazines
Magazines
Magazines
Magazines
Magazines

I know a girl who reminds me of cher
(reminds me of cher)
She's always changing
(she's always changing)
The color of her hair
(color of her hair)
She don't use nothing
That ya buy at the store
She likes her hair to be real orange
She uses tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines

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