re: 2012 Fantasy Baseball Bold Prediction Thread

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17) Cwill wins TDBL and doesn’t start a thread about how much of a fantasy badass he is.

18) Honkus doesn’t finish last in TDBL.

19) Redd has an aneurism when Votto shatters his knee in June and he realizes that a quarter of the Red’s payroll is locked up in him for the next ten years.

20) Bobby Valentine is assassinated by a drunken Red Sox fan in August.

21) Josh Hamilton goes on a booze, coke, and hooker binge and wakes up in a Fort Worth dumpster with a leather mask on his face and a bed post handcuffed to his wrist.

22) McCain quits TDBL and joins an obscure cult known as “The Constitutionalists”.

23) Clams fleeces someone in a trade during the season.

24) PCT has the most improved team this year.

25) Kendry Morales wins the AL MVP off a huge second half.

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