shows your kids watch you secretly enjoy...

Phineas and Ferb

Old school looney tunes
Animaniacs
Tiny toon adventures
Ducktales

Oh and does anyone else say "sushibye and goodnight" when they put their kid down? Makes me want to punch myself in the face...but damn if I don't say it every night.

Spongebob.

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Spongebob.

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This really is the only acceptable answer. BTW..have you always had kids? I don't think you have ever mentioned them on here....if so how old?

Which ones? I sing l-o-v-e by nat king cole. Puts her to sleep immediately

The ones my mom sang to me.
Hush-a-bye, it was too short for my taste so I wrote some more verses
Winkin, blinken and nod
Cat's in the cradle

Another one I'm about to write out and post because I've never heard it anywhere else

Awesome. I make fun of myself for my lame nights now. But I'd take some penguins and a lullaby over freds 9 times out of 10. Every once in a while freds was money!

Well the sun is slowly sinking down
And the moon is slowly rising
And this old world must still be spinning round
And I'll always love you

 so just close your eyes 
You can close your eyes it's alright
'Cause I don't know any love songs 
And I can't sing the blues anymore
But I can sing this song
And you can sing this song, 
When I'm gone

It won't be long before another day
And we're gonna have a good time
And no one's going to take that time away
You can stay as long as you like

 so just close your eyes 
You can close your eyes it's alright
'Cause I don't know any love songs 
And I can't sing the blues anymore
But I can sing this song
And you can sing this song, 
When I'm gone

oswalt the octopus is legit