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Married To A Bama Fan
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:08 am
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:08 am
I've been married to my Bama fan wife for 10 years. We're in AL today with her family for Christmas. There will be people up here all day long and the only other LSU fan I've got is my 5 year old son who, when asked, says "he hates the 'Roll Tide' cause they cheat." Which, of course, thoroughly pisses off his mom. Anyway, if today is anything like Thanksgiving I'll have to hear the same old crap all day about "beating a team twice" and "we really won, we just need a kicker." Pray for me brother, I just may stab one of these Gumps in the eye today.
If I can make it through today, we head to Baton Rouge tomorrow.
If I can make it through today, we head to Baton Rouge tomorrow.
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Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:09 am to geauxaces
That's the party you fake an illness for
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:10 am to geauxaces
Prayers sent.... 
And.....
Oh, and 9-6.
And.....
Oh, and 9-6.
This post was edited on 12/22/11 at 9:11 am
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:12 am to geauxaces
I have found that unlilke LSU fans, Alabama fans have no since of humor.
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:12 am to geauxaces
Just keep asking them what time it is and when they tell you say, no no no, its 5:51.
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:12 am to geauxaces
quote:Casty
Bama fan wife for 10 years
quote:At least your son is smart.
my 5 year old son who, when asked, says "he hates the 'Roll Tide' cause they cheat."
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:13 am to purpleturtle50
quote:
Alabama fans have no since of humor
None whatsoever!
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:13 am to geauxaces
Question: What do you do if say, Grandpa, gets him a bamalandteam shirt for xmas? Does he know to instantly act pissed? Do you immediately tell him to return it? Are you polite then having a burning ceremony with your son in the backyard that evening?
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:16 am to 3rdRowTrashTalker
That's the shirt that you automatically designate for him to wear mowing the grass and doing chores.
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:16 am to 3rdRowTrashTalker
quote:
Question:
He has Bama shirts. He just refuses to wear them. I know exactly what he would say, cause it's what he says ever time he sees bama stuff (keep in mind he's 5) "eeewww gross, I say Geaux Tigers not Roll Tide."
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:18 am to DadFanAlum
Tell them you have inside information that Saban is going to Texas on 1/10/12.
That will ruin the party
That will ruin the party
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:19 am to geauxaces
quote:
5 year old son who, when asked, says "he hates the 'Roll Tide' cause they cheat."
Just keep your son around to back you up. It sounds like he knows what he's talking about
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:20 am to geauxaces
quote:
He has Bama shirts. He just refuses to wear them. I know exactly what he would say, cause it's what he says ever time he sees bama stuff (keep in mind he's 5) "eeewww gross, I say Geaux Tigers not Roll Tide."
Tell him to say; "Great more toilet paper!" Not sarcastically. Enthusiastically, like he loves the idea of toilet paper for Christmas.
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:21 am to kingfish
The highlight of Thanksgiving was when one guy said, "we have the better team we just got out coached" and I responded "well how does it feel to get out coached by a retard because that's what you said Miles was last year?"
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:21 am to geauxaces
quote:
5 year old son who, when asked, says "he hates the 'Roll Tide' cause they cheat."
LOL. My 3yo is the same way. When he sees any Bama highlight on TV, he says "look daddy, it's the cheaters again". Bwaaaaahaaaaa.
Besides being entitled to half your shite now, does your wife, being a typical bama fan, feel entitled to anything else?
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:31 am to geauxaces
quote:
we just need a kicker
Not true. They had two kickers.
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:32 am to geauxaces
Dude, I got two words for you...
Di-Vorce!
Di-Vorce!
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:47 am to geauxaces
quote:
He has Bama shirts. He just refuses to wear them
shop rags for you.
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:47 am to geauxaces
Dude, I hate to be harsh at Christmastime, but what kind of dumbass marries a Bama fan?
Posted on 12/22/11 at 9:50 am to geauxaces
quote:
beating a team twice" and "we really won
I like this cause, if they realy won and beating a team twice is tough, then the pressures on them I suppose
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