re: Friend giving me some ducks

Well first off thank the person and don't look a gift horse in the mouth. If someone shows up at my house with a box of uncleaned fish or ducks I get the knife out and start cleaning.

If hunter is coming out of the marsh he field dresses because he has to show what birds he is bringing out or else he will be cited and ticketed.

Pluck, clean well and pot roast in a Dutch oven with salt and pepper.

And anyone else that wants to give fish or game away because they think their friend is a douche for not cleaning send them to me. I'm not that much of an a-hole and I'm not afraid to clean.